Conversation between my 15 year old daughter and her two friends.
Friend 1: Do you have Tumblr
My Daughter: I’m not allowed
Friend 2: Why?
My Daughter: Cause my mom has a Tumblr account and she is afraid I will find her and all the gay porn she has on her blog.
Friend 1 & 2: Oh!
Me: Um, I can hear you.
My Daughter: I know. What? It’s not like I’m lying.
Me: Hey-<sigh> Okay, true
Yeah, I’m that mom. So proud.
